Rin’s Summary

… Oh? Rin’s research notes……

… Alright, let’s make this little thing much more easier to understand.

These were my (and also mine) research notes of the incidents of what started everything. There was an old saying, if you don’t know where you are, then a map would be useless… well, unless you use our little Telepipes and go ask people for directions or where you are.

My name is Rin. Force. Section ID, YELLOWBOZE, of the Pioneer 2 Hunter’s guild.

And also edited by Legion/Mei, as you all call me by that name. I’m a Legion. Section ID, EVIL OVERLORD THINGY, of the no guild. Yes, I’m lonely.

Anyways, I’ll narrate from here. Rin has been running errands, retrieval or rescue missions, were all part of her daily life ever since Pioneer 2 was launched… Well, mostly because of all the Mesetas.

But as time went, she started to love her job like how Cei loves his ./ridicule. She went around with her comrades, saving people, and for some people involving Coral or something. I don’t know.

Phases of the Ragol Timeline

A.U.W. 3060. Hey! It’s the day I found 10 Mesetas on town!!! ^O^

Well, anyways, there was this war. Something involving pizza or something. There were a few sides deciding if the pizza should go with extra cheese or should it have tacos in it. It started with a small argument at first, and then it turn into a war. The war was filled with flying Pizzas and Carrot Sabers. And it end up destroying almost everything in sight. (Although I went to a base and ate a pizza… Hopefully they didn’t notice I ate both.). Mankind was mad enough to continue to research on the wonders of pizza, and strawberries were placed on them.

The result was UNSPEAKABLE. It was like dividing by zero! So, Coral, our home planet, which… is our 3rd home planet, I guess, we knew we couldn’t stay much longer because of that one pizza. That’s why, we’re staying in a new home (AGAIN!), so AoN, also known as “Another Outing Night”, was formed, and they started to do the tango while there’s a war, composed from the 10 most powerful dancing nations of Coral.

A.U.W. 3068 – 3077. So,after AoN was wasting our time doing from the Twist to the Tango to the Slow Dance for EIGHT YEARS, they found this new dancing planet called Ragol. So instead of sending out Intelligent probes, they sent out a few people. They were experienced warriors.

… Also known as Winged Dynasty.

… Oh wait, they were ate by some yellow penguin creature. Nevermind.

So there was this Strawberry Punch guild too. But they were too busy. Something about ./ridicule and Sparta. We also tried calling Light of Siren, but they were opening a Sushi shop, retired from some war.

Anyways, we decided this one guy, Stahn Aileron, and… his other friends to look around Ragol… There goes our food supply. So, they made something, called the Pioneer 1, which was named after our pizza, has began. It’s mainly for research about the new types of flavors that we can get from Ragol. Also, we stayed here because there was a dancing pad for AoN. So, everyone was skipping around Ragol. And there is much strawberry Milk.

And strawberry Milk wasn’t enough. A few weeks later, everyone misses Pizza. They want something new. So the drunk Principal Colin Tyrell’s daughter, Rico Tyrell, also known as the Red Ring Rico, was the best cooker in… out of everyone. There’s a reason why they called her ‘Red Ring Rico’, because when her Pizzas are done, there’s a small red crust at the outer sides of the pizza, and they tastes like… Well, multiple flavors. So everyone was happy, and they continued working twice has hard for the pizza. And wow, it took like… 7 days.

A.U.W. 3082 – 3083. Well, this is the part which is really absurd. Well, firstly, there’s this guy named Healthcliff Flowen, of Pioneer 1. (We call him Flower), as he disappeared without a word. Maybe he was sad because he got last place in that one dancing contest. He was trying to break dance but he broke his back. AoN was distracted after they found more music they could dance with, after all these years, and drinking at the pub… Those things you do at NIGHT.

Oh wait. Now I remember. Apparently the reports think that some ‘unknown wave of Photon’ came, and affected everything in Ragol, and the creatures have became evil, and Rico formed “Hunters”.

Well, that’s just an excuse that someone made up. I knew the true story.

It all started when I was at the toilet, and I saw Rico coming out. It was my turn, and when I looked in the toilet bowl… Oh my, she forgot to flush. The smell of toilet bowl had spreaded to all of Ragol, which is the worst smell you could have ever smelt ever. The smell was SO STRONG, it changed all the way of thinking in Ragol!

To quote the Hidebears.

“Stupid people forgot to Flush! GET OUT OF OUR TOWN!!!”

To cover everything up, Rico just made “The Hunters”.

Oh yeah, Pioneer 2 was launched, because everyone had to save every slice of Rico Pizza.

A.U.W. 3084. So, anyways, Irene taught Rico the basics of flushing the toilet. Rico was so embarrassed she left and went ‘missing’. So, anyways, just when we thought we were happy, the Principle (who misses Rico’s pizza still in Ragol), sends off second generation Hunters to investigate Pioneer 1, and all of Ragol. And mostly it was for the pizza boxes.

AND!… This is where our story begins.