Tales of SP! Part 2~

Yes, another SP fic, since almost everyone was asking for it, LOL. (Well, okay, not so much, but.. As long as they’re happy… Plus I kind of enjoy writing it. XD)

Anyways, this is the continuation of the first SP fic.

Note that this fiction is just made for fun, and not to insult.

For: Anyone

Contains Comedy, Drama, and… stuff.

WARNING: A bit of boy love.

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There was another time besides that one time at the incident at Prontera, which is the desert city of Morroc. The city has merchants selling fruits, trees, diamonds, and even a chocolate cookie store we fail to see. But today was not the day to look at the merchants, today is a special day. Everyone was gathered at the town entrance, from adults to small children.

There was this young boy who was familiar from our last ‘Tales of SP’ at the entrance too, except he was all alone, standing outside of the gates of Rachel. Right far away from the boy was the townsfolk.

… no that boy wasn’t Kaz.

… That boy isn’t Asch either.

… What?! RAMZA? O_O;;;;

That boy… was…

Asch: REPLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

… Yes, Luke fon Fabr-

Asch the Poring: REPLICAAA!!!!~~~~

Asch: THE DREEEEEECCCKKKK

Asch the Poring: THE… UMM…

Van: Replica?

Asch the Poring: REPLICAAAAAAAAA!!!

… Luke fo -

Van: REPLICAAAAA

… Screw it, I’m just going to move to the scene.

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Mayor: Luke, as the fat mayor of this town, I sentence you to leave this village! BANNED, DED, UNWELCOMED, DAI!

Luke: BUT I NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG!

Mayor: Aha! But you did! You killed people!

Luke: I didn’t kill anyone!

Mayor: … well, you… burned a house?

Luke: I don’t play with fire?

Mayor: … Well, you are punished for… some crime you did.

Luke: I accidently stepped on the gr-

Mayor: AHA! You are banned from the village of Rachel because you stepped on the grass!

Luke: But that was an accident!

Mayor: You don’t kill the poor grass by accident, boy! Grass has feelings too!

Luke: Won’t I be fined?!

Mayor: Well… Yes, but banning has more drama, and I’m a JERK!

Luke’s Mother: Umm, how many jerks at Rachel does that make?

Every other citizens of Rachel: *raises up hand*

Luke’s Mother: *looks at Luke’s Father* You’re a jerk too!?

Luke’s Father: Why yes! I’m a jerk as well! And proud of it! Why is Rachel called ‘The Desert City of Jerks’ then?

Luke: But… I never saw it……

Luke’s Father: Look closely. *points at the sign above Luke*

Sign: WELCOME TO RACHEL! THE DESERT CITY of jerks!

Luke: But who could read such a-

Mayor: OUT YOU GO, LUKE!

Luke: BUT!-

Mayor: *BOOTS!*

Luke: O_O; *flies off*

Villager: *gasp* That MONSTER. D=<

Villager #2: HE STEPPED ON THE POOR GRASS.

Luke: ;~; *walks off*
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And so, the poor Luke walked and walked, with no place to go, until that is, he took a taxi and went to Fial’s inn.
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~*Fial’s inn*~

Fial: Welcome to Fial’s inn and… Ahh?! Luke!

Luke: Oh… hey. =.=;

Fial: You seem depressed. What happened?

Luke: … I got kicked from Rachel.

Fial: O_O WHAT?! THAT’S EVIL! STAY WITH US, LUKE!

Luke: Okay, how much is the Inn fee?

Fial: Normally, it cost 1 million, but you and the other SP family is an exception! WELCOME TO THE CLUB! <3

Luke: Thanks. o.o Where’s my room?

Fial: It’s at room 124, which is next to Rionell’s and Tomoy-

Luke: TOMOYAAAA!!! <33333 *DASHES*

Fial: O_O;;;;

~*Room 124*~

Luke: … This room is… noisy…

Next door, Rionell: G IS FOR GHEI WHICH IS SO GHEISH, H IS FOR HAPINESS! E IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL AND I IS FOR PINK FLOWERS!~ [/Spongebob FRIEND song theme]

Tomoya: YAY RIONELL! OOO: <3333

Luke: GASP *GETS OUT OF THE ROOM* TOMOYA YOU’RE HERE TOO!

Tomoya: You’re here too Luke! <333 *HUGS* <33333

Luke: *hugs* <3333333

Leon: *comes in with swooshy cape* … Dad? O.O;;;

Robin: *covering eyes* MY EYES! XOX;;;;

Leon: DAD, BE STRONG! O_O;
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Meanwhile, somewhere at Prontera Fields…
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Nagisa: Base burned, ran out of money just for food, the Nagisa Mobile gone, half of my entire force gone, last week was horrible.

Ryou: And the guy selling the items was a ripoff!

Kyou: 1000z for an Apple Juice! That’s horrible!

Nagisa: Right, but at least I got this Pacifier as a discount of 3000z. *suck suck*

Ryou: It looks so cute on yo-

Nagisa: SILENCE, OR I WILL PVP YOU! THIS IS FOR EVIL PURPOSES! *SUCK!*

Ryou: Y-Yes Miss Nagisa!

Nagisa: Good, but last week wasn’t so bad either. We got a hold of ‘it’.

Kyou: … What’s it, Miss Nagisa?

Nagisa: Your loss for not remembering! MWAHAHAHA! But enough! To the Nagisa plane! *Batman music*

Kyou: … We… don’t have a Nagisa plane.

Nagisa: YES WE DO NOW! *SUCK* *screen shows a… umbrella?*

Ryou: Umm… Miss Nagisa, that’s an umbrel-

Nagisa: SILENCE! NOW GRAB ONTO ME, RYOU, KYOU!

Both: o.o… *grabs her legs*

Nagisa: And away we go! *grabs umbrella and the wind mysteriously blows the umbrella and the object lifts Nagisa, Ryou, and Kyou to the sky*

Ryou: o___o…

Nagisa: …… Gaaah! The wind blew us to the wrong way! We’re going straight to the-

~*Prontera Parish*~

Father Paul: Alright, Son Remi, I am going to teach you Magnus Exormiscus.

Remi: Yes, Father.

Erva: Erva is here to see, cchaaaaa!~ ^^

Father Paul: First, you must clap your hands, close your eyes, shake your boot-

*CRASH!*

Father Paul: I say, what was that sound!?

Remi: … *looks up at the window*

Nagisa: *twitch twitch* *stuck at the window with umbrella at hand*

Ryou: …

Kyou: X_X…

Father Paul: … Son Erva, would you be so kind to remove the EVIL away?

Erva: Okay, cchaaa!~ *takes out bazooka shoots at the window*

*BLAM!*

*three of them got blasted to the other side*

Father Paul: GOOD BOY! HAVE A DOLL! *gives a dress up Tomoya doll*

Erva: YAY!!!

Remi: Guys, about the Magnus…
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And for those who haven’t know…

When there’s Nagisa, there’s trouble…

… Sort of.
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~*Fial’s Inn*~

Fial: AND THEN RAMZA PRESSED IT ON THE BED!

Rionell: O_O!!!

Luke: Oh my! O_O

Fial: THEN ISILUD WAS TIRED FROM ALL THE PRESSING.

Tomoya: AHH!

Torrid: … Why am I with you guys?

Fial: HE WAS TIRED BUT RAMZA KEPT GOING!

Genevieve: THAT’S INCREDIBLE!

Troa: MORE INCREDIBLE THAN THE TROA MOBILE!

Genevieve: GEN!

Troa: TROA!

Genevieve: GEN!

Fial: … AND THEN RAMZA WAS VICTORIOUS! AND ISILUD LOST!

Robin: That was such a skill!

Leon: Really? o.o *listening*

Fial: And that’s how the match of pressing the dough on the bed happened between Ramza and Isilud happened.

Laylena: Amazing… Ramza was pressing and pressing… even when the bed was soft, which requires more energy…

Ruchon: Yes! And Delita couldn’t keep up! Ramza’s amazing! He must be a good cook!

Fial: Well, I heard about it from a holy knight.

~*Alternate Dimension somewhere*~

Agrias: … Did I say ‘dough’ to the innkeeper? I mean-

~*Fial’s Inn*~

Takeru: Hmm, by the way, did you guys visit the Rachel Sanctuary yet?

Luke: What’s that?

Tomoya: I don’t know, it just opened.

Genevieve: I WILL GO IF MY TAKERU GOES =DDD *HUGS GLOMP KISS*

Takeru: Aaaaahhh! *GLOMPED KISSED HUGGED*

Genveive: ^_____________^

Tomoya: … I’m going to Rachel Sanctuary anyway. I haven’t been there.

Luke: I’M GOING TOO TOMOYA! <3

Torrid: I want to go. I haven’t been there either.

Rionell: I shall compose a song of it when I’m there!

Erva: *comes back from the inn* Erva wants to go too cchhaaaaaa!~

Robin: I shall go as well!~

Tomoya: Alright. It’s decided. Tommorow we go!

~*THE NEXT DAY*~

TV: … And here we are at the Payon forest where at the west, we are witnessing a large forest fire. It’s said that if this keeps on, the Smokie and the Bigfoot population will almost be extinct.

Gig: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BURN! LORD OF VERMILLION! FIRE WALL! FIRE BOLT! BURN, TREES! ALL OF THEM!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

TV: … and in other news, the market at Prontera is selling an Alice doll for 20m…

Erva: WHAT A RIPOFF, CCHAAA!~ O_O

Tomoya: Alright! I’m ready to go! Is everyone here?

Torrid: I woke up earlier. *drinking tea*

Erva: Present!~

Robin: Was teaching Leon sword training since 5 AM.

Leon: *sleeping due to exhaustion*

Luke: I’m here, Tomoya-kun!~ <3

Tomoya: That means we leave…

Rionell: *sleeping on the sofa* SOFAAAAAAAAA~~~ <33333

Tomoya: ALRIGHT, WE GO!

~*Rachel Sanctuary*~

Ryou: Umm… Rachel Sanctuary is closed…

Luke: O_O YOU!!! THAT TIME!

Tomoya: O_O;;;

Robin: I HEARD ABOUT YOU!…

Rionell: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO THREW THAT BLOND KID AT US!

Torrid: … Okay…

Erva: Cchaaaa? Who’s this?~

Ryou: Well… You cannot come in now, since there’s an auto security… Which… kind of locked me out…

Rionell: … But the door is open.

Ryou: I don’t know, I tried going in…

Luke: … *tries walking inside*

*A pop up message blocks Luke’s way*

Pop up message: THE DOOR APPEARS TO BE LOCKED!

Luke: BU-BUT THE DOOR IS OPEN RIGHT THERE!

Pop up message: TOO BAD, REPLICA!

Luke: TOT;

Tomoya: Fine, know anyone who can fix the lock?

Ryou: Well, there’s someone at Rachel…

Luke: X_X!!!

Rionell: Do you still want to go back, Luke?

Luke: Well… hopefully they won’t notice me… x.x;;;

~*Rachel the Desert City of jerks*~

Robin: … I see, thank you, good sir.

Villager: DON’T CALL ME GOOD SIR @#$%. *walks off*

Robin: … Wow, this place is full of jerks.

Luke: They don’t call it the city of jerks for nothing…

All: Really? I never saw it. o_o;

Luke: It’s at the sig-

Villager #2: HEY YOU, THE RED HEAD!

Luke: Y-Yes? ._.

Villager #2: I swore I saw you before! Who are you!?

Luke: Umm… Asch?

Villager #2: Oh! Asch! Welcome back! You’re the jerkiest of all jerks!

Luke: o____o;

~*Some house on the mountains of Rachel, which was surrounded by trees, and a park behind, and the house is really big*~

Leon Magnus: … So you wanted to speak with Hugo? O_o;

Erva: Yes, cchaaaa~ We heard he could help us, cchaaaa~

Leon Magnus: … Ugh, more brats here. But whatever, I’ll bring you to Hug-

Hugo: OHO! WE HAVE VISITORS! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME, LEON? <3333

Leon Magnus: Uhh, well, that’s because-

Stahn: LEON! LEEOOOOOON!!! <3333 *HUGS*

Hugo: GET AWAY BOY! HE’S MINE! *HUGS TOO*

Leon Magnus: -_-;;;;;;;

Rionell: Uhh, guys.

Hugo: *ahem!* *stops hugging and kicks Leon and Stahn away* Yes, what do you want?

Torrid: Well, we were looking for someone to fix Rache-

Hugo: Don’t say it! I know what you want!

Rionell: You do? o.o

Hugo: But first! You have to do a favour for me! My kid has gone missing!

Erva: T-That’s horrible, cchaaa!!

Luke: That’s a bit… irresponsible.

Hugo: Well, yes, because I’m a jerk. Talk to cutey Leon downstairs to know more. <3

~*Downstairs*~

Leon Magnus: Oh, his kid… =.=;

Rionell: Something about his kid?

Leon Magnus: I couldn’t say I really like the kid…

Tomoya: … But can you just tell us anything?

Leon Magnus: … No. Ask our new servant, which was… Nav, I think.

Robin: The name definetly sounds… weird.

Leon Magnus: There are weirder, like him.

Stahn: ^^ <3333 *hugging Leon*

Leon Magnus: … There there, Stahn. =.=;

~*Outside*~

Tomoya: ………

Torrid: … What’s wrong?

Luke: That is………

Nav: ‘A man who looks like Van wearing a yellow moustache’ REPLICAAAA—uhh, I mean, hello, what can I do for you?

Luke: … As much as that disguise is horrible…

Rionell: … I have no idea. ._.

Robin: We’re looking for Hugo’s missing kid. Have you seen?

Nav: Well… *ahem* No, I didn’t, but Chris, her mother, knows something!

Torrid: … At least we know his kid’s a girl, that’s something useful, at least.

~*Around the park*~

Chris: Ahh? About her?

Erva: Yes, cchaaaa!~

Chris: Well, umm… she likes to go to the market…

Torrid: ……… How long is this going to go?

Tomoya: I’m getting tired.

Luke: Don’t worry, Tomoya~~~ ^^

~*And so, the group of six went around the market and asked everyone. Most of the time they pushed them away, being jerks and such, and at last, they saw a merchant*~

Merchant: heylol, wana by vegetables?

Torrid: No, uhh, we’re looking for a young gir-

Merchant: thyre fresh roflmao

Rionell: … The price tag says… 300k for 100g?

Erva: Erva had enough with these ripoff prices, cchaaaaa!~ *takes flamethrower and starts shooting*

Merchant: lol *dies with his vegetables and his vegetables burned*

Luke: Umm… Erva… Priests can’t carry that…

Erva: No one said priests cannot take heavy flaming weapons, cchhaaaa?~ Even Father Paul approves!

~*Prontera Church*~

Father Paul: Alright, class. Today we’re learning how to use the Bazooka…

Acolytes: *getting them ready*

Father Paul: Remember to SHOOT them when people don’t thank you after you Bless or heal them! We’re not walking red potions!

Acolyte: Yes father!

Nagisa (Priest) : Must… learn… Agi… Down…

Father Paul: NO! RESIST THE TEMPTATION! O_O;

Remi: Umm, can I go? I think I mastered Magnus Exor-

Father Paul: Yes yes, of course. Good luck with that.

Remi: o_o; *walks off*

~*Back at Rachel’s market street*~

Merchant: Well, no, I didn’t see a kid. But there’s a message for you to come to the ice caves…

Erva: Ice caves cchaaaa?~

Robin: It’s a dangerous place.

Luke: Hmm, I wonder… o_o;

~*Ice Cave*~

Luke: Ahh, are you the person wh-

Delita: Oh be quiet! *STABS*

Luke: O_O!? *half life gone*

Rionell: HEY! THAT’S NOT VER-

Delita: You too, you ghei! *STABS*

Robin: That wasn’t so ni-

Delita: Whatever! *STABS*

Tomoya: That’s it, I-

Delita: *STABS!*

Erva: O_O Hold on! Let Erva heal you cchaa-

Delita: YOU DIE TOO CUTE BOY! *STABS*

Torrid: … Whatever. *drinking tea*

Delita: *STABS*

Luke: What was all that for! *healing everyone*

Delita: Well, I heard that if I kill you from Hugo, I can b-

Tomoya: KILL HIM!

Delita: HEY WAIT! Let me expla-

*everyone charges and knocks Delita unconscious*

Delita: @_@;;;

Luke: So… It was Hugo who set us up!?

Tomoya: Seems like it.

Erva: That wasn’t very nice was it, cchaaaa!?~

Robin: … We’re going to have a nice. Long. Chat with him.

~*Morroc, the house at the mountains*~

Tomoya: *poking Hugo with a spear* Alright, Hugo! What is this all about!

Robin: *poking with a sword* And you better have a good reason about it!

Hugo: Alright, ALRIGHT, FINE. It’s because… I’m a jerk.

Tomoya: *STAB*

Hugo: Alright! Well, you see, because it was fu-

Robin: *STAB*

Hugo: OWW! Because I didn’t really like her so much!

Rionell: *smacks Hugo with his guitar*

Hugo: It was the TRUTH!

Rionell: … Oh, okay. Just checking.

Hugo: The reason is because I don’t like her. No one at the family does! That’s why… I want you to find her!

Rionell: *SMACKS!*

Hugo: Stop hitting me with your guitar!

Luke: You ARE irresponsible! *smacks with mace*

Erva: *takes out a bazooka and shoots*

Hugo: *KOFF* I promise! There will be a good reward from this!

Rionell: There better be.

~*And so, the group of six started looking around Rachel, when then they found her!*~

Rutee: What do you want? >=(

Rionell: Umm, Hugo is calling you…

Rutee: I don’t care about that old man!

Luke: But he’s your father!

Rutee: Because he wants THIS! *takes out Leon Magnus yaoi doujin*

Tomoya: O_O;

Luke: OMG! O:

Robin: MY EYES! X_X;

Rutee: But eh, Fine. Just leave me alone. *throws book*

*YOU GOT BOOK!~* *ZELDA MUSIC*

Erva: Okay! Let’s give this back, cchaaaa!~

~*Back at the mountains*~

Hugo: YES! Thank you! Finally my book came to me!

Torrid: Okay, good, so… what’s our prize?

Hugo: *gives everyone a small old purple box*

All: ………

Hugo: IT HAS SOMETHING INSIDE! ^^

Luke: … After all that work… we got… a… box.

Erva: … What about Rachel Sanctuary, cchhaaa?~

Robin: That’s right! Why we’re here in the first place!

Hugo: Ahh yes! Which reminds me, can you send this letter to the High Priest there? *gives a letter*

Rionell: … *takes the letter* … That’s it?

Hugo: Well, yes.

Rionell: …… You are full of fail!

Hugo: *WHOLE BODY FREEZES*

Luke: Way to go, Rionell!~ ^^

~*Rachel’s Sanctuary, Inside, Lobby*~

Nagisa: So… they came, didn’t they?

Kyou: It seems like it, Miss Nagisa. We couldn’t get out of this place either.

Nagisa: Argh, who was the one who built the security lock for this?!

Kyou: Umm… I believe it’s the pope, Miss…

Nagisa: Whatever, I couldn’t believe what a great place this is for an army! Soon, the entire SP Café… no, the entire world of RUNE MIDGARD will be MINE! AHAHAHAHAHA! And Tomoya will be mine as well, and away from that pesky red head boy! *SUCK SUCK*

Asch the Poring: The replica, right?!

Nagisa: YES!

Asch: REPLICAAAAAAAA!!!

Asch the Poring: THE DEFECT!

Asch: THE DRECK!

*both starts jumping up and down in pom poms*

Nagisa: … Don’t make me cut your salary! *SUCK SUCK*

~*Rachel’s Sanctuary, outside*~

Ryou: Umm… it’s the same thing…

Rionell: What?! It’s STILL not fixed?!

Ryou: Yes… Everyone is trapped inside…

Luke: But… but… We have a letter from Hugo!

Kyou: Oh… Hugo… Even if you have that, you still can’t go in. I’m locked outside too!

Robin: … Then why can people GO INSIDE?

Random Sader: lol im gona kill teh monstahs there n trn 2 rebron

Random Thief: ya lol me 2

*both of them walked inside the door*

Ryou: … Umm, magic powers?

Torrid: … *walking around drinking tea* … Guys, I found a window open. I will go check inside. *goes in*

Ryou: Ahh!? There’s an open window!?

Robin: It’s better than not entering at all. *goes in*

Erva: I want to come too, cchaaa!~ *goes in*

Tomoya: Wait for me! *goes as well*

Luke: TOMOYAAAAA! O: *follows*

Rionell: Out to the dark night~ *sings softly and goes inside the window*

Ryou: But… that’s… trespassing… ._.;

~*Inside Rachel Sanctuary, the lights are all turned off*~

Erva: E-Erva’s scared, cchaaaaaa… ._.

Robin: Don’t worry, Erva! As long as we stick together, we will be alright!

Rionell: I know where to go!…

Torrid: … You do?

Rionell: The ghei shows us the way!!!

Robin: … That again?

Torrid: Yes, that again. *drinks magical tea which popped from nowhere*

Rionell: Just hold each other’s hands!
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And so, the group held each other’s hands (and Luke’s happy holding Tomoya’s) while walking around the dark Sanctuary… when suddenly…
–

*CRASH!*

Erva: ._.!!!

Torrid: It came from the stairs!

Rionell: Let’s go!

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So, the group ran towards the stairs, and when they reached the top of the stairs, they came across a room… and it’s not preety… Blood is splattered everywhere on the floor.
–

Luke: B-BLOOD?! .____.;

Rionell: No, it’s not blood on the floor. It’s just apple juice.

Tomoya: Apple juice? Why apple juice…!?

Ryou: NOOOOO! MISS NAGISA’S CARTON OF APPLE JUICE! O_O;;

Torrid: You are… that girl’s sister at the entrance?

Luke: I don’t know what’s going on anymore.

Rionell: Why are you carrying apple juice at night!

Ryou: I’m supposed to give this apple juice to Miss Nagisa… but it appears I am discovered! Flee now, or you will suffer the consequences!

Robin: … You already know what answer we would give.

Ryou: …… Fine! It is time to release… the one man!

*and out from the ceiling of the shadows comes…*

Barbatos: EAT YOUR FRUITS! BURUAAAAAAAAA!!! *throws big oranges from his axe and covers the entire room, and pushing the group back to the entrance of the entrance of the sanctuary*

*the group was pushes all the way back to the entrance with the giant orange with them*

*door flies open… wait, they’re already open… well, they get booted outside and lying on the floor with a giant orange*

Ryou: Ahh! You got the door open!

Rionell: *pushes the orange away* … Right, sweet…

Random Novice: hei look o: big orange yay

*random novice takes the big orange away and places it in his inventory!~… Somehow*

Torrid: … Right, anyways, we have to go claim back Rachel Sanctuary from this Nagisa person.

Tomoya: And I know who to do it!

Ryou: *gone*

Luke: …………

Robin: … We can always look inside, besides, didn’t Hugo say that we should look for a High Priest?

Erva: Oh yeah! That, cchaaaaa!~
–
And so, the group ran inside, searching the Sanctuary high and low, and at last, they found the High Priest…
–

High Priest: My name is High Priest Java Boy, what do you want.

Luke: Well, we’re here to deliver a letter from Hugo…

High Priest: Ahh yes, him. He’s more l33t than the public constructor Oddeven() and calculate ().

Erva: He’s making my head hurt, cchaaa…

Torrid: So umm… Can we see the person who is in charge of the place?

High Priest: To see the Pope, you must show me calculate(20+20) Glacial hearts at the Ice cave!

Luke: … I’m tired about all this for one day…

~*Ice Cave*~

Delita: *STABS*

Robin: I thought you won’t stab us anymore!

Delita: BE QUIET! *STABS*

Torrid: >_>;

Delita: *STABS!*

Torrid: … *FROST DRIVER!*

Delita: *FROZEN!*
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And after a few minutes later, there has been much killing and slaughtering, and at last, the group has gathered 40 Glacial Hearts…

… but…
–

~*Rachel’s Sanctuary*~

High Priest: You brought back the Hearts! Now yo-… AAAHHH!

*All of the SP Team have been turned to ogres*

High Priest: THIS IS MORE SCARIER THAN DRAWSTRING(INT, INT, SCARY)!

Rionell: What are you talking about? I LOOK PREETY! >=(

Tomoya: I DO TOO!

Luke: I’m so preety, I scare myself.

Robin: Umm, well, I guess it isn’t so… bad.

Torrid: *not effected* … I’m just awesome like that. *drinks another magical tea*

Erva: *too cute* … Ccchaaaaaaa?~ o.o

High Priest: Very well! I shall give you the letter of recommendation from Java itself!

Rionell: Finally! We can see Nagisa! =.=

High Priest: *dancing around the room* OH I CALL UPON THE FORCES OF JAVA, PLEASE MAKE AN APPROVAL TO SEE THE POPE!

*light appears at the top of the room*

Light: *speaking Java* *heals everyone from their ogre state*

Rionell: Aww, there goes my preety. =___=;

*a paper drops down from the sky*

High Priest: Show this to the guards, and they will let you pass!

Rionell: … Guards?

~*The Entrance to the Pope’s room*~

Guards: *nosepicking* Ya what do you want?

Luke: EWWWWWW .____.;

Robin: … We got an approval from the High Priest Java boy.

Guards: *pick pick* Okay, let’s see… Yep, it contains too much Java. It was written by him alright. Okay, you may pass.

Tomoya: Finally, this whole thing can be OVER!

~*Pope’s room… Which is at the sky with the clouds at the background, for some reason. Who knows how it was there.*~

Erva: 1000… 1001… 1002… *haa haa* … So many steps…

Tomoya: We certainly have climbed a long way…

Rionell: X_X;;;

Luke: Legs… tired…

Torrid: *drinking tea while walking* Hmm…

Robin: … aren’t you tired, Torrid?

Torrid: No, my clothes are air conditioned.

Erva: O_O; TAKE THEM OFF!

Rionell: TAKE THEM!

Luke: DO WANT!

Tomoya: RAAAGGHH!!

Torrid: H-HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!

Robin: MY EYES!…

Nagisa: O_O;;;;;;

Asch: O_O;;;;;

Asch the Poring: O_O;;;

Nagisa: Uhh… Hello…?

Group: ?…

Rionell: Nagisa! We finally found you!

Nagisa: Yes yes, you finally found me, and we are at page 22 of the fic, no less.

Luke: Fic? What fic?

Nagisa: … Nothing.

Tomoya: Time to pay back for what you did before, Nagisa!

Nagisa: Because you are my only love, Tomoya!

Luke: But we can share him!

Nagisa: There is no sharing in marriage! ONLY ONE HUSBAND AND WIFE!

Torrid: … I have to wonder what’s with that pacifier on your mouth.

Nagisa: HUSH! This is for evil purposes! *SUCK SUCK*

Asch: Shall I deal with the replica?

Luke: Asch! You work with her too!?

Asch: Yep.

Luke: How could you do this to me, Asch!!!

Asch: Because, you replica, it’s dramatic!

Luke: No it’s not! I miss you, Asch!

Asch: SHUT UP! TODAY IS THE DAY I BEAT YOU, REPLICA!

Luke: But…

Asch: Here I come! *dashes*

Luke: But… but…

Tomoya: LUKE!

Asch the Poring: Boing. *ties Tomoya in a rope and drags him away*

Tomoya: NOOOOO!!!

Robin: Tomoya! *chases*

Nagisa: *takes out sword* Nowhere to go, Four of you! You all fight me!…

Torrid: … Four against one seems hardly unfair, doesn’t it?

Nagisa: That’s why… I have… an ARMY!

*Army appears from the back of the group, which were the guards from the before… picking their nose*

Guards: BOOGER TIEM!~

Torrid: … Nothing we couldn’t handle……?

Luke: .____.;;; That’s DISGUSTING!

Robin: Don’t let them touch my armor!

Erva: There’s bacteria, cchaaaa!~ ._.

Torrid: …….. Don’t let them touch my cup… LORD OF VERMILLION!

*out from space, comes flaming flowers of doom coming from the sky, and landing on the floor. Next thing the guards did instead of waving around boogers was picking up flowers and dancing around in a circle skipping around like they are in lala land*

Nagisa: Impressive, Cei! But there is MORE!

~*Meanwhile, Asch and Luke*~

Asch: … You have improved… dreck!

Luke: But I am still losing!

Asch: … Yes, the score is still 30-19, after all. Last time you only could win me three times.

Luke: You’re too powerful, Asch!

Asch: Take this! Scissors!

Luke: Paper!

Asch: Haha! I win! 31-19 now!

Luke: You’re powerful, Asch!

Asch: Don’t hold back, you inferior replica!
–
And just when the SP team is loosing, out from the sky comes…

… The Troa Mobile!

Genevieve: GEN!

… Yes, the Gen mobile.

Troa: TROA!

… Troa… Mobile…

Genevieve: GEN!

Whatever!
–

*The whatever mobile (which is actually a bicycle) comes down from the sky and lands on the battlefield*

Troa: We are finally here!

Genevieve: And now it is time… for the final battle!

Remi: I want to help too!

Nagisa: … You know this is getting more unfair. *suck suck* But you cannot defeat… My hordes of nosepickers! And Barbatos!

Guards: *pick pick*

Barbatos: BURUAAAAAA!!! *eating apple*

Troa: Remi! Magnus Exormiscus, now!

Genevieve: But Magnus is only for-

Troa: Trust me!

Remi: Okay… *casts!*

*A giant cross appears around him, and out from the cross comes none other than a kid with a pink cape… Leon Magnus*

Leon Magnus: … How the heck am I here?’

Guards: OOOO: LEON!!!~~

Barbatos: BURUAAAA! PERFECT! HE IS HERE!

Leon Magnus: Hey, keep all of your hands off me!

*The guards and Barbatos start swarming over Leon Magnus, and all of the sudden, they carried him away and ran out to the exit*

Barbatos: You’re going to spend the rest of the night with me, Buruaaaaaa!!!

Leon Magnus: Get your hands of me!

Nagisa: GUYS? HEY! COME BACK HERE! *SUCK SUCK*

Luke: It’s over, Nagisa. Your reign of terror ends here!

Nagisa: Aha! That’s when you’re wrong! I have the pope of Rachel Sanctuary! *points her sword to the pope tied up near her*

Pope: Mpph… =.=

Torrid: … Wow, you coward.

Nagisa: Well, everything’s fair, right Pope?!

Pope: … *got out from the ropes* =___=;;;

Nagisa: BUT HOW DID YOU-

Luke: I tied her off when you were talking… And I beaten Asch.

Asch: *tired* 100-101… My hands… cramped…

Nagisa: …… In just a few seconds?!

Luke: Well, yes…

Nagisa: … That is madness!

Pope: Madness? This… is… SPARTA! *kicks Nagisa*

Nagisa: OOF! O_O; *flies off Rachel’s sanctuary and started falling to who-knows-where*

Rionell: … Is she gone?

Robin: Knowing her, no.

Torrid: … Although I feel I saw that Pope before.

Pope: Because you saw me before! I AM ACTUALLY… *dududu, flashy changing clothes*

Erva: O_O It’s you, cchaaaa!

Laurence: *FWOOSH* Yes! It’s me, Laurence!!! O:

Mei: *GASP* Girly guy! *taking pictures*

Rionell: And… who are you?

Mei: Umm…

Deline: Don’t disturb anything!

Zee: Sister Mei, you’re ruining an epic moment here!

Deline: … Is that Asch’s shirt and pants you have at your hand?

Zee: Uhh… no…

Deline: … *points at Asch*

Asch: @_@;;; *undressed*

Tomoya: … Oh my.

Robin: X_X

Yuu: Cupcakes are ready!~

Cei: Don’t you dare steal any, Yuu!

Zee: OKAY!

Mei: *still taking pictures* When I come back, Laurence, was it? You are going to be dressed with CLOT-

Deline: Come on, let’s go! *drags Mei off*

Mei: BUT BUT BUT… NOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!

Torrid: ……

Rionell: ………

Erva: Erva didn’t know what was happening, cchaaaa…

Laurence: Me neither… Can I keep the Pope’s clothes though? I feel preety. <3

Tomoya: *got free from Asch the Poring, by… throwing an Unripe apple to where Nagisa flew* … Wait, if you’re not the Pope… where is the REAL pope?!

~*Rachel, up at the mountains*~

Pope: … Yeah, I was kicked out from Rachel’s Sanctuary.

Hugo: *head only unfrozen* I see! But first before I can help you, you must help me find my kid! First, try asking Leon Magnus.

Pope: … You mean the cute boy with a lot of people downstairs?

Leon Magnus: LET GO OFF ME, ALL OF YOU!

Soldiers: I GOT HIS CAPE! LET’S PUT BOOGERS ON HIS HOT CAPE! <333

Barbatos: HE SHALL BE EATING MY APPLES AND ORANGES! BURUAAAAAAA!

Stahn: LET GO OFF HIM! *POKING WITH SWORD*

Hugo: DON’T YOU ALL DARE TOUCH HIM!

Pope: … On second thought… I’ll try to find another way.

Hugo: WAIT! YOU MUST FIND MY KID!!!

~*Back at Fial’s inn*~

Genevieve: So the whole trip was a mess, huh?

Tomoya: You got that right. I wonder if we should go back there.

Luke: I don’t know… I got a feeling something is missing.

Fial: Umm, guys, about the inn fee…

Luke: But you said it was FREE!

Fial: Well, yeah, but you guys have to pay small taxes, you know. O___O;

Leon: Okay, that’s acceptable, how much for one person?

Fial: 10,000 Z.

*DOOOOOOM*

Troa: But… why do I have a feeling that’s not ALL of Rachel’s Sanctuary we explored?…

~*Rachel’s Sanctuary*~

High Priest: HOHOHOHOHOHO, Like missing out Java programs, they forgot to check… The Holy Ground!

Guard: You mean… the holy ground which is full of ghei?

High Priest: EWW GHEI, BUT YES, THAT’S WHAT’S SCARY ABOUT IT! Scarier than the Java programs itself!

~*Rachel’s Sanctuary, Holy Ground*~

Sunohara: … Ryou? Kyou? Aren’t you guys going to pick me up??? *surrounded by pink teddies and flowers*
–
And so that’s… another ending for the second chapter. Rachel Sanctuary is restored to it’s rightful owner, the Pope…

Pope: I told you to stop that!

Guards: BUT IT’S FUN!

… And what happened to Nagisa, you ask?
–

~*Prontera Parish*~

Ceiron: … Her again?

Cyaran: Yeah, she just flew from the sky with Asch. Ryou and Kyou are on their way, I heard.

Ceiron: But anyway, it’s finally time to send her there, right?

Nagisa: You won’t take me alive, you two! *SUCK SUCK* *ESCAPES*

Asch: Hey! Wait for me! I need to settle my score with the DRECK!

Asch the Poring: REPLICAAAAAA!!! *on Asch’s head*

Asch: YES, THE DRECK!!!

Ceiron: That’s… what, the 7th time now?

Cyaran: I told you to keep her eyes on her!

Ceiron: Why don’t you?
–
… And the evil Nagisa got free again.

… But… there was another evil besides Nagisa… And it’s coming out… I don’t know when. Perhaps someday…

… but let’s hope that the SP team can get out of it safely.

Rionell: To celebrate this, I shall sing a SONG! The GHEI song!

Until then… We can only hope.