Ragnarok Online: Tales of SP!

My gosh, another fic? XD

Yeah, this is a story about the guild that a friend made at Ragnarok Online, SP, or, Strawberry Punch. I like the emblem. Very cute. ^^

And before you all read, I suggest that if you don’t like boys hugging and kissing in the fic, then don’t read. There’s TomoyaxLuke here, which are in Ragnarok online played by Del and Zee.  So… yeah. Back off if don’t like it, and keep your flaming.

Note that this fiction is just made for fun, and not to insult. Thank you.

For: Anyone

Contains Comedy, Drama, and… stuff.

WARNING: A bit of boy love. 

One time, in the very peaceful place of Rune Midgard, in the kingdom of Prontera, there were many people who do the same routine. Slash slash, Magic magic, kill kill, and some people drink Poring juice for breakfast. Yes, that was the life at the world of Rune Midgard, filled with people like that.

But out of these many people, we’re going to look at a few people… Who are… currently being romantic now.

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*Prontera, Near the fountain*

Luke: Tomoya-kun!!!~ <3333

Tomoya: O: Luke!~ <333

*both of them starts hugging and kissing and such*

Robin: *pops out behind the fountain* … Argh! My eyes! My eyes!!!…… *takes out camera and records*
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But little did the two of them know, someone was spying on them inside a tree… A brown haired girl with dark crusader armor, looking at Luke and Tomoya, making out together.
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Nagisa: What’s this?! Luke and Tomoya… Kissing?! This is unacceptable! Nobody kisses or hugs Tomoya except me, the slave driver! That Luke will not see Tomoya again! Ryou, Kyou! To the Nagisa mobile!

Kyou: YES!

Ryou: Question, Miss Nagisa…

Nagisa: WHAT.

Ryou: … We don’t have a Nagisa mobile…

Nagisa: … Fine. To the Bicycle!!!

*And the three girls cycled off in pink bicycles, to their castle of DOOM…*

*… at the fun place of Lutie.*
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And back at Prontera, Tomoya and Luke decided to go on a walk around Prontera. So they came across a merchant.
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Luke: Ahh, Tomoya-kun! Look at this! The merchant is selling ice cream!

Merchant: lol its pwnage

Tomoya: I don’t know, Luke… Can we trust him?

Erva: *walks in, while eating popcorn* … o.o! Ahh! Tomoya and Luke cchaaaaa!!! ^w^

Luke: O:! Ervaaaa~ <333

Tomoya: Ahh, hello. We’re just trying to buy ice cream here from this merchant.

Merchant: anti melt icecram lol 8D

Erva: Cchaaaa, ice cream good cchaaaaa~~ How much?

Luke: ………

Tomoya: ……… 10 million.

Erva: What a ripoff, cchaaaaaa!!! >w<!–!!

Leon: *comes down from the sky with swooshy cape* What is this cry that I heard?! Was it from you, Erva?!

Erva: The merchant is selling ripoff ice cream, cchaaaa!

Leon: Have no fear! For I will get that Ice cream, for I am Leon!

Stahn: Leon? LEON! LEEEOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!-… Wait, you’re not Leon.

Leon: I’m not that bishounen, thank you. *pushes Stahn away*

Luke: I want ice cream. *pouts*

Tomoya: Don’t worry, Luke, we will get your Ice cream!

Erva: Cchhaaa, but it’s so expensive… >w<

Leon: ……… *whacks the Merchant on the head with a gold stick*

Merchant: omg! DX! *drops ice cream*

Leon: *picks it up on the floor and gives it to Luke* My work here is done! Here is your ice cream!

Luke: … But it fell on the floor…

Leon: … So? It’s still healthy.

Luke: But it’s dirty! ;~;

Leon: So you don’t eat apples ‘dropped’ by Porings?

Luke: … Good point.

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Meanwhile… at the secret base of Nagisa…
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~*The secret base of Lutie*~

Nagisa: I must find a way to get Tomoya back! Then I marry him! Then no one can get their hands on my precious Tomoya!

Van: Nagisa, Miss… If I may?

Nagisa: Ahh, yes. Advisor Pedo Van, what do you want?

Van: I was hoping that we should separate Tomoya with that… who was that, Luke?

Asch the Poring and Asch: REPLICAAA!

Nagisa: … Asch. Is this… Luke, your brother?

Asch: Yes, as much as I hate to admit it, that dreck is my brother.

Nagisa: Okay, so can you separate Tomoya from Luke?

Asch the Poring: REPLICAAA!!!

Asch: … I guess.

Nagisa: Good, at night! I want to see Tomoya right here, away from Luk-

Asch the Poring: GIVE ME A R!

Asch: R!

Asch the Poring: E!

Asch: E!!!

Asch the Poring: P! L! C! AAAAAA!!!

Asch: P! L! C AND A! *jumping around*

Asch the Poring: WHAT DOES THAT SPELL!?!?

Asch: REPLICAAAAAA!!! *waves random pom poms around*

Van: WOOOOOOT!!!!

Ryou: REPICAAAAA!!!!

Kyou: YAAAAAY!!!

Nagisa: …………

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So, at night (although the sun is still up at 1 AM at Prontera), at the Inn, Luke, and Tomoya, were in the same bed, sleeping together. They started dreaming their own stuff, mostly of each other, when Asch came into the room, and stole Tomoya away while he was still sleeping. And also, Asch has left a note at the bed… because that’s what all kidnappers do.
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*The next morning*

Luke: WHERE’S MY TOMOYA!!! ;___; *starts crying on the pillow*

Troa: First thing in the morning and this happened… Alright, what’s going on?

Luke: SOMEONE TOOK TOMOYA AWAY!!!

Troa: Ah. I see.

Luke: AND THE KILLER DROPPED THIS NOTE! >___<

Troa: … *reads*

”Dear Luke:

If you want your Tomoya back, which is NEVAR, then you must go through the trials that we will give you. Should you pass these trials, you will… ahh screw it. There’s no trials. Tomoya is mine! He belongs to ME now! Ahahahahahaha!!!

P.S: I laugh evil. Stay away.

- Furakawa Nagisa”

Troa: … A threat letter. We must go, Luke!

Genevieve: *walks in* Excuse me but… I overheard…

Troa: Gen, trouble. Apparently someone is being held captive!

Genevieve: What! This is bad! To the Gen Mobile!

Troa: … We called it the Troa mobile.

Genevieve: GEN!

Troa: TROA!

Genevieve: GEN!

Troa: TROA!

Genevieve: GEN!

Torrid: Would you all be quiet and drink your @#$%ing TEA!

Troa: We don’t have tea.

Luke: *CRYING*

Genevieve: Don’t worry, Luke-san! We will bring back Tomoya-kun!

Luke: You… *sniff* … will?

Genevieve: Of course! We, the Strawberry Punch guild, will fulfill our friend’s wishes everytime! Right Rion?!

Rion: BEEEEEEEEEEEEED <333333333

Troa: … I take that as a yes. We’re peaceful people, really.
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~*Forest west of Geffen*~

Gig: HAHAHAHA, YEEEES, BURN, BUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!

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Troa: … well, ALMOST peaceful.

Rion: WE’RE GHEI PEOPLE. >O

Troa: Right, right, ghei, yes… right.

Luke: Yay! We’re going to find Tomoya!

Takeru: As will I!

Genevieve: O_O!!!! TAKERUUUUUUU <3333 *GLOMP KISS HUG*

Takeru: O_____O;;;; *KISSED GLOMPED HUGGED*

Troa: … *sweats*

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And so, the great adventure begins, with Luke, Rionell, Genevieve, Troa, and Takeru, with the fearsome five walking around, asking if they seen Tomoya around. Unfortunatly, no one knows where have Tomoya have gone, nor do have they heard about it.

That is, until they saw this certain someone.
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~*Payon*~
Hugo: You wish to know… where this… Tomoya is?

Luke: Yes! He’s very important to me!

Hugo: Well…

Leon Magnus: Hugo-sama. I’m done with the groceries. And… I… also brought someone with me.

Stahn: LEON! LEOOOOOON!!!!! <333333

Hugo: WHAT! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY LOVE!

Stahn: WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!

Hugo: NOT ANYMORE!

*starts fighting over Leon… Magnus, that is.*

Rionell: … Okay…

Troa: This is stupid. We should find this ourselves… by riding the Troa Mobile.

Genevieve: Gen mobile!

Troa: TROA!

Genevieve: GEN!

Troa: TROA!

Erva: Erva Mobile cchaaaaaaa!!!~~~ ^w^

Takeru: Whatever it’s name is, can we see the mobile?! And where did you come from, Erva?!

Erva: Erva getting juice cchaaaaa~ Then I saw you all…

Takeru: Okay, so… where’s this mobile?

Troa: It’s right behind you!

*shining blinding light at the back, when the light faded, it reveals…*

Luke: … A Five-seat Bicycle?

Troa: She’s a beauty, isn’t she!?

Genevieve: SHE IS!

Takeru: Well, I… guess.

Genevieve: SEE! EVEN TAKERU AGREES! MY SNOW WHITE! <3333 *HUGS GLOMPS*

Takeru: O____O

Rionell: But we still don’t know where Tomoya is!

Ruchon: I… am able to help you all… I know where this… ‘Tomoya-kun’ is.

Luke: O_O! YOU DO!?

Ruchon: Yes yes. You see… Tomoya is held at a place where everything is white, where there is no sun, but only night. There are people there, and they are happy, although there is no sun, but it’s a festive place to live. It’s been there for many generations an-

Rionell: … uhh…

Ruchon: … Which is Lutie.

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And so, our heroes manage to go to Lutie using the bicycle, which was powered by Ghei. It’s faster than two times the power of Peco Pecos, and faster than a racing car…

Then… at last… they reach… Lutie.
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~*Nagisa’s castle*~

Sign: “KEEP OUT”

Sign #2: “THIS IS NOT A CASTLE”

Sign #3: “NO NAGISA HERE”

Sign #4: “NOTHING EVIL HERE”

Troa: … This… is definetly the place.

Takeru: Of course, I mean, this is the only castle in Lutie.

Luke: At last! Tomoya! I’m coming for you!

Rionell: Let’s go! This is the final battle! FOR THE GHEEEEIIIII

~*Inside the castle…. At the Throne room*~

Nagisa: Ahh, Tomoya. Your friends have come. *tying Tomoya next to her*

Tomoya: Nagisa, why are you doing this?!

Nagisa: Why am I doing this? WHY? Because… I LOVE YOU

Tomoya: But I love Luke too!!!

Nagis: WELL TOO BAD.

Asch: REPLICA! REPLICA!

Asch the Poring: RAR RAR RAR!

Asch: REPLICA! REPLICA!

Asch the Poring: WOO WOO WOO!

Van: WHO’S THE DRECK?

Asch: REPLICA!

Van: WHO’S THE COPY?

Asch the Poring: REPLICA!

Van: WHAT IS LUKE?

Asch and Asch the Poring: REPLICAAAAAAA!!!!!! *waving random pom poms and jumping around*

Nagisa: I swear to get rid of them one day.

Tomoya: Really? They seem like a nice bunch…

Nagisa: … Tomoya. PVP. Now. *drags*

Tomoya: WHAT? HEY?! *gets dragged*

Nagisa: And Ryou! Kyou! Attack them!

Ryou: Understood!

Kyou: Yes!

~*At the Entrance*~

Rionell: This place is quiet…

Ryou: AHA! THERE YOU ARE!

Rionell: … -_-;

Kyou: YOU SHALL NOT GET TOMOYA! FIRST WAVE! ATTACK!

*from the other corner of the room, comes…*

Sunohara: COMEEEEE!!!!! XOOOO!!!!

Takeru: … *does a flying kick at Sunohara’s face*

Sunohara: AAAHHHHHH!!! *flies back at the other side of the room*

*random sign appears from the top saying “SUNOHARA KO!!!”*

Kyou: I knew relying on that idiot won’t help us!

Ryou: Sister… should we bring in the second wave?

Kyou: YES! BRING IN THE SECOND WAVE!

*shadows come charging at the other side of the room. Everyone could feel it. The force from the other side, whatever it is… was… very strong. The shadows shown themselves, and it was…*

Leaf cats: MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW

Luke: MY EARS!

Troa: Too… strong… ears… hurting…!!!

Takeru: Amazing… this… power…

Genevieve: x_x;;;

Rionell: Sound… too… evil… =_=;

Ryou: It’s working, sister!

Kyou: Amazing!

Leaf cats: MEW MEW MEW MEW *KOFF KOFF* MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW

Troa: Then… I must… unleash… My power!!! GRANDO….

Genevieve: …?!

Troa: CUROSSUU!!!!!!

*Troa thrusts his saber on the ground, and a shape of a cross starts to form at the ground. And out comes the cross comes…*

Leaf Cats: MEW MEW ME-TEDDY BEAAAARRRSSSS

*Teddy bears and candies start coming out from the cross, and soon, all the leaf cats got their toys, and they left*

Takeru: … I don’t remember Grand Cross like that.

Troa: This is Grand Cross, Ghei version. Someone taught me that.

Rionell: Seriously?! WHO?!
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~*Prontera castle*~

Crusader Leader: HO HO HO, THAT… TROA, WAS IT? HE WAS A FINE LAD, SO HE MUST LOVE THE SECRET GRAND CROSS! I MASTERED IT BECAUSE MY LEGS ARE GHEI! HO HO HO!!!

Crusader: Uhh… Chief…

Crusader Leader: SILENCE! YOU ARE STILL NOT GHEI ENOUGH! HOW ELSE WOULD WE FIGHT THE WAR?!

Crusader: Y-YES!
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~*Back at the place*~

Troa: … It doesn’t matter if I told you.

Kyou: Our attack force is gone!

Ryou: Now… we must retreat!

*both of them ran to the outside door*

Rionell: Okay! Now, we must save Tomoya!

*everyone runs to the Throne room, with Nagisa waiting in there on the chair. The room was very big, and Tomoya was lying down on the floor, unconscious*

Luke: O_O!!! TOMOYA!!!

Rionell: What did you do with Tomoya!?

Nagisa: … PVP. It works wonders.

Troa: Anyways, we’re going to take back Tomoya!

Luke: Why must we fight, Nagisa?! We can love him together!

Nagisa: No, because I’m selfish. HAHAHAHAHA

Genevieve: You monster! How could you do this!

Nagisa: Because I can. And I don’t need to deal with five of you. THIRD WAVE, COME IN!

*a hole from the ceiling came out multiple soldiers wearing silver helmets and red capes. They looked at the five and glared at them… gheily.*

Genevieve: These soldiers! I know them!

Rionell: What!? What are they!

Genevieve: I seen them…

Takeru: Tell us!

Genevieve: They are…

Soldiers: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

*all of the soldiers started pushing our heroes away from the castle, and booted them away all the way from Lutie back to Geffen*

Nagisa: HAHAHAHAHA! Yes! TOMOYA IS MINE! You won’t see them again, Tomoya! Especially Luke!

Asch: REPLICA! REPLICA!

Asch the Poring: HA! HA! HA!
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~*Geffen*~

Luke: NOOOOOO! TOMOYA! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

Rionell: I know! We need to find a strategy!

Troa: The Grand Cross is too long to summon… I’m not sure what strategy would we have…

Takeru: Well… We could start by…

Genevieve: IT’S OKAY, TAKERU! WE’RE TOGETHER, SNOW WHITE <333333 *HUGS GLOMPS*

Ruchon: … I see in your eyes…… That… you have failed…

Rionell: … we got kicked out by Spartans.

Ruchon: Then you must counter the Spartans!

Rionell: … How?

Ruchon: A sage knows the way… He has been known… To call apocalypse at a place where people lived… Now it turned into a scary place… a veeerry scary place. So scary even ghei isn’t strong enough.

Luke: Anything for Tomoya!

Ruchon: Very well.

~*Mysterious place, at a hut*~

Kaz: … I never expected visitors. =_=

Luke: You are the great Kaz that Ruchon has told us?!

Kaz: Yes yes, I am Kaz, the one who blew up this place called Blue Lagoon, and turned it into a nesting place for dragons.

Rionell: That is some power…

Karen: lolno, he 2 ghei den blew up evryting xD

Rionell: Ghei?! WHAT?!

Kaz: Yes, Ghei can do that. It is very powerful… and I can teach you how t-

Karen: lol he dun tech u nyting. he duno hw 2 even p at teh toilt

Genevieve: OMG, SERIOUSLY!?

Karen: ya srsly! He wrs diaprs an-

Kaz: THAT’S ENOUGH, KAREN! You know those aren’t true!

Karen: lol I c u wr dipers n panties nw lololol xDDD

Troa: … Are we in the right place?

Kaz: Enough! Cease all discussion or I’ll put my gold stick on your mouths!

*silence*

Kaz: … Good. Now, to unleash the power of the ghei, you must…

……..

…………….

………………….

Troa: … You got to be kidding.

Takeru: I think it’s fun, why not?

~*Nagisa’s castle, Throne room*~

Nagisa: HAHA! Back for more, I see! THIRD WAVE! ATTACK!

Soldiers: SPARTAAAA-

Rionell: … Okay, NOW!

Luke: /////… Fine… RED! ONE! *POSE!*

Genevieve: GREEN. TWO!~ *POSE!*

Takeru: BLUE! THREE!!! *POSE!*

Rionell: YELLOW!~ FOUR!~~ *POSE!*

Troa: … Pink… Five… =_= *POSE!*

Nagisa: … *sweats*……

All: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! BIOMAN!!!

*fireworks behind them*

Nagisa: O_____O;;;;;

Tomoya: O_________O

Asch and Asch the Poring: REPLIC-AAAAAHHHH!?

Van: … Oh boy.

*the fireworks behind the heroes made the castle go boom. Spartans have been flying on the sky, and Nagisa too. Tomoya landed near Luke during the explosion*

Nagisa: I WILL REMEMBER THIS… I WILL REMEMBEEER!!! *gets blasted to the air*

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And so, Tomoya is safe, and Luke and Tomoya starts kissing each other. All is a happy ending. Everyone was happy and safe…
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~*Aldebaran*~

Luke: YAAAAY! I’M SO HAPPY YOU’RE SAFE!

Tomoya: Same with you, Luke! <3333333

Robin: MY EYES! MY PURE SNOW EYES! >_<;

Erva: Erva happy that you came back, cchhaaaaaa!~~~~ ^w^

Fial: … Excuse me? You guys?

Tomoya: Yes?

Fial: … Your inn fee. It’s 5000.

Erva: WAAAAAHHH!? That’s a lot, cchhaaaaaa!!! OwO

Leon: Did someone cry for help!? *swooshy cape* Have no fear, Leon is here!!!

Stahn: LEON! LEOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!

Leon Magnus: I’M RIGHT HERE, STAHN.

Hugo: You rather choose STAHN over ME?! *cries off*

Leon: … Anyways… What seems to be the problem!?

Fial: Inn fees. Haven’t pay.

Leon: I see… umm…

Fial: -_-;

Leon: … Look! An obvious distraction!

Fial: Where?!

*everyone runs away*

Fial: … This is why I never want to start inn business. -_-;
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And… yeah, everyone lived happily ever after, and Tomoya and Luke start kissy kissy together…

Robi: *playing back video camera*

… And let’s hope that everyone lives like that…

… Hope.